There was nothing special about today. As boring as hell, as usual as ever. To my surprise, Dada Dexter came to room after 3 days, we bonded with each other over a cup of coffee and one drag of cigaratte, then he played some sappy songs and left.
Same playlist is on, i am just too lazy to select new songs. Dada music taste is very sappy, with lights off in my room, I wonder what dada thinks after listening these songs!
When I run out of ideas and vocab, I stare at my gtalk messenger list. So i decided to do a Gtalk survey. Its 1:25 am and lets see what is up---
Currently 17 people are online,
out of that 5 are in idle mode,
1 is a gtalk language translation bot,
6 in busy mode, and
6 in available mode.
Out of 17 people who are online 9 are girls, 7 males, and 1 is a non-living virtual being. (7th male is almost gay)
12 people are using standard status message. 5 are using non-standard and self written status messages. One is definately refering to "bestiality", second has political overtone, third i can't understand (though I guess it relates to 'sex'), fourth is about "acid" addiction, and fifth status message is something personal.
Out of 7 males who are online, there is no reason whatsoever to talk to them, they all are college mates.
I will describe the girls---
1. Chamiya Hippie-- She is from Mordor, that disqualifies her from any sort of interaction. and moreover I am not very comfortable with people who stay online in available mode for whole night and keep their chat "off the record". (She just asked if i know any proxy website.... i didnt!)
2. 1989---This pseudo name has nothing to do with George Orwell, thats her date of birth mentioned in her email id, works as a warning notice--- 'KEEP OFF PAEDO'
3. Retired Rocker--- I use to hit on her.... or may be I just tried inside my head. Didnt work out, her boyfriend is online, rest is understood.....
4. X--- Well I dont want to waste my time thinking her nick name and why I dont want to talk to her. I just dont talk to her.
5. Y--- Not from my college, boring, dumb, and when she laughs i feel like spraying "HIT" on her. Simple!
6. Blabber Bladder--- She talks a lot. Doesnt stop. Morning, out of courtsy i messaged her, she didnt replied back. So whatever! I dont care actually.
7. Nigga Hilton---- Imagine if Paris Hilton had afro-american lineage. Well she would have been like her. Do I need to say more?
8. Z---- ijustwonderwhyihavenotblockedutillnowurboreusuckIYAWN.
9. ___ ---- she went offline. I dont even remember who was she!!!
Conclusion: The only person I can talk to is "en2hi" --- the gtalk bot, my sole friend online. I can brush up my english hindi translation. As it is, angrezi is weak.
Bawdy has just asked me to read a random moot problem and give my suggestions. Now i have to look into it, think, do some credit less work, so that bawdy can show off his intelligence and get laid.
Indie Girl and ET asked me to stop smoking, Indie Girl saw me coughing in court that day. I will not smoke, atleast, slowly I will do away with this addction. Indie Girl said it twice, she is thinking. Obi will slowly and gradually will give up smoking.
1 comments:
hilarious post!!:)
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